We went to dinner on Saturday night
We stuffed ourselves full of delicious bites
We brought home what was left, like we always do.
To heat up on Sunday for a meal on its own.
These glorious leftovers were sent home in style.
No white Styrofoam here they were shiny and bright
With a pretty lid to top it off, Silver on the back and white on the top.
So I proudly stuck them in the toaster oven with glee
There was our lunch, warming away
I could smell the aroma mouth watering at best
On a thought I looked over and there was my dinner
Flaming away inside the warm box of metal
Holy $*&# I scream, I started the house on fire
I did what I do best when panicked like that,
I ran around looking busy while pop fixed the mess
No need to fear, there was just a lot of smoke
We stuffed ourselves full of delicious bites
We brought home what was left, like we always do.
To heat up on Sunday for a meal on its own.
These glorious leftovers were sent home in style.
No white Styrofoam here they were shiny and bright
With a pretty lid to top it off, Silver on the back and white on the top.
So I proudly stuck them in the toaster oven with glee
There was our lunch, warming away
I could smell the aroma mouth watering at best
On a thought I looked over and there was my dinner
Flaming away inside the warm box of metal
Holy $*&# I scream, I started the house on fire
I did what I do best when panicked like that,
I ran around looking busy while pop fixed the mess
No need to fear, there was just a lot of smoke
But I am sure I will receive my fair share of some poke
(Editors note: When you have a kitchen fire it is vitally important to unplug or turn off your appliance before you try to fight the fire. Before I went chicken crazy I was calm enough to take this step. Aren't cha proud of me?)
Stay tuned for Day 6 of our cleaning adventure!
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1 comment:
That's hilarious!!!! Why did it start on fire? Cuz it was such fancy doggie boxes? I have slowly started your cleaning regime. I got all our halloween stuff out and reorganized Jayden's room/the den. I don't have a Larry...so I'm lucky I guess. That seemed hide a lot of your stuff...don't worry, my 'junk' drawer will be just as crazy.
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