Friday, November 14, 2008

Urine or you're out

Friday's thought:

THE JOB - URINE TEST
(Whoever wrote this one deserves a HUGE pat on the back!)
Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test.
Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their A--, doing drugs, while I work. . . . Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?
I guess we could title that program, 'Urine or You're Out'.

4 comments:

Rochelle said...

What a FREAKING AWESOME idea! I'm glad someone thought of it..and named it for that matter! We could probably get our wonderful country's deficit problem solved that way too.

Too funny!

Stephanie said...

Brilliant! I love it! I totally agree! I vote for you to be the one in charge now!

Kary Ann Hoopes Photography said...

that is one of the smartest ideas ever! i vote like stephanie for you to be incharge of it!

zippy said...

Well put! I say it's time to pass it on to our leaders and have it implemented immediately!!